Oh Beverly, how you know me.

"[M]y inability to understand how some people don’t obsess about food. I simply don’t get that. How can they just not give it much thought? How can they buy a candy bar and forget about it altogether? How can they leave a carton of ice cream in the freezer until it has to be thrown out due to freezer burn? How do they not size up the buffet table like vultures, making sure to take note of what they must get to first before it’s all gone?"

I'm getting better about that, but WOW, somedays... Like right now, those Cool Ranch Doritos? They're calling my name, and I will NOT forget they're there. And yesterday, the Lays? I ate them before lunch, then couldn't finish my chicken. And last week when I brought in cookies for an afternoon snack, but ate them in the morning with coffee because the so-close smell of chocolate was overwhelming?